Boys, Boys. Boys?

I am not sure why I always assumed this would be the reversed.

A few weeks ago, Kensley expressed her feelings about growing up. She wanted to know if she could live with me forever. I told her I was not sure that I would live forever. And I also told her that she would one day want to get married and move out. She assured me that being married was "Gross!". So I asked her, "mommy and daddy are married are we gross?" Her relply, "no, your not gross." I went through other married couples and she told me they all were not gross, but she thought if she got married that would be gross.

"Okay, you can live with me, but you will need to have a job and pay me rent." I told her. She was confused, and asked, "Why can't i just live here and use your money?" My response, "Because one day mommy will be too old to work and then who will pay the bills?" her answer, "We can just use your money to pay the bills." "But what if mommy is not alive then how will you pay the bills?" Her Reply, "I'll just use all your money." In which I could see she had it all figured out.

Not Two days later, Kensley comes home from Kindergarten very sad and upset. She frowned mostly everytime I looked at her. "What is the matter?" I asked "Did you have a good day at school?"
"No, I don't want to tell you."
"You Can tell mommy."
"********** asked me to marry him today at school. It made me sad."
"What did you tell him?'' (I like ******** I think he has good taste! but I had to hold my laughter because I recalled the above conversation)
"I was just coloring at my desk and he was playing with some friends. Then he moved away from them and asked me to marry him, I just kept coloring and told him 'Nooooo. Buuuuttttt' Then looked back at my paper and started coloring again."
LOL! It was so cute, but she was in tears over it! You can not mention it to her at all if you read this she will be so upset!

Now today.... Kelsey calls me with a stomach ache. So I pick her up from school. Over the day her tummy pain seems to increase if you mention getting better for school tomorrow or anything about school. So I realize, something must have happened there to make her upset..
So I go in to investigate.. Girl drama! Success! Apparently she no longer can go to school because her teacher moved her next to a boy in her class that has told other people inside and out of the class that he likes Kelsey and wants to get her drinks and Kiss her broken finger better. She is now just too uncomfortable to go back to class. I asked her would it helped if your teacher moved you away from this boy? (not his fault that he has great taste in cute girls). She said no. Because everyone all knows about it because he tells them so she is "uncomfortable" to return to class and school. Hum.... How do you fix that one. If I send her tomorrow, she is sure she will worry herself into another terrible tummy ache. So I told her do not worry about it tonight. you can go on Monday. Instant Tummy ache gone! I came downstairs and told Kaylen, Kelsey has an issue at school, so she will not go tomorrow. I told her she had to go on Monday. Kaylen informs me.. "Mom, you realize spring break starts on Monday right?"
LOL Girl Drama, Come on boys, leave my girls alone (although I can't say I blame you they are super cute)!